thebeautyofsolitude:

30 Days of Tom Felton | 17. television appearance in 2011
➘ Conan O’Brien ~ talking about innuendos in Harry Potter (July,2011)

Tom: There’s not option. I’m amazed. Gryffindor gets so much support, really? I’m not really even remotely bad as some Slytherins, but I’m really passionate about my house. I have a tattoo of it on my left buttock.

Trip: Monkey… You haven’t said anything to me.

Monkey: About what?

Trip: About how I broke our deal to let you go?

Monkey: What do you expect me to say? You get home… You find your whole life wiped out… You wanna hit back… I get it.

Trip: Everything is simple to you, isn’t it?

Monkey: It just is what it is.

’ Just once for the record… Sarah, do you love me?’. 
[Long pause] 
‘Wow. I’m, uh, in my underwear. I’m sitting in my underwear holding a plastic guitar. There’s a very good chance I’m making a complete fool of myself, isn’t there?’. 
‘Yes’. 
‘I should probably put some pants on’. 
‘No, Chuck… Yes’. 
‘What?… uh, What?’ 
‘Chuck, I fell for you a long *long* time ago. After you fixed my phone, and before you started diffusing bombs with viruses. So, yes.’